Gratin Dauphinois: A Recipe For Being Fat & Happy!

by FatEnglishman on 4 April 2012

Hello!

Fat Englishman here….

Some of you who spotted a picture I recently posted on my Facebook page of a particularly scrumptious Gratin Dauphinois have asked about the recipe.

There are of course many such recipes but the one Mrs. Englishman turns to – with great success every time – is from The French Kitchen – A Cookbook by Joanne Harris and Fran Warde.  This is very fine book indeed for those of you wanting to produce some decently authentic French food and I have no hesitation recommending it to you.  Not only is it chock full of jolly good recipes, but there are also plenty of what the French might call “tricques de la traid” – as you will see from the recipe below.

Another factor in the books favour is that Joanne Harris is also the author of Chocolat, that wonderfully evocative film of French rural life and manners upset by the intoxicating powers of the finest of chocolate.  Ms. Harris seems to have gleaned much of her culinary insight from her grandmother and mother – whom I believe she based the main character in Chocolat on.

Anyway – to the the main event.

Gratin Dauphinois (with thanks to the humble cow, without which we would have virtually none of the ingredients for this magnificent dish)

Apparently it should take around 30 minutes to prepare the dish, though I always say that depends on what you’re drinking at the time and who with.

Cooking time is 1hr and 45 minutes or so.

This recipe serves 6 – but I feel honour-bound to point out that people will want more so you might as well make it (and if they don’t it’s because they must be those terrible people who are more concerned with their “figure” than enjoying a good meal with friends so you shouldn’t invite them back).  Anyway the quantities are for six, but if you double up a large, deep dish Lasagna pan should probably be adequate to the task.

So… you will need;

2.25lbs potatoes (preferably on the waxy side of things)

1 clove of garlic, crushed and peeled

3.5oz butter

20fl oz pouring cream

sea salt

freshly ground black pepper

3.5oz Gruyere cheese – grated

1. Heat your oven to 300 degrees F

2. Peel your potatoes and slice them as finely as possible using a mandolin or food processor.  As they are sliced put them in a bowl of cold water,moving them around to remove as much of the starch as possible.  Rinse and do it again.  And once more for luck.

3. Drain the potatoes well and dry them very thoroughly.  This is very important.  Too many Dauphinois are compromised by the use of potatoes that are too wet.  There are two good tricks to use here (I suspect passed down to Ms. Harris from her mother or grandmother – this is one of the facets of the book I mentioned earlier).  The first is to use a salad spinner until all the water is spun away from the potatoes.  The second (presumably if you don’t possess the salad spinner) is to place the potatoes in a tea towel, bring the corners together so they are securely trapped inside and then proceed to a sufficiently large space (possibly outside) and swing you your arm “as fast and as vigorously as you can” (I kid you not – that’s what the recipe says).  Of course such exertion could end badly so opt for the salad spinner if you have it – unless you have an irritatingly young enthusiastic and athletic volunteer, in which case let them risk injuring their shoulder.

4. Then things calm down again.  Rub a large, shallow ovenproof dish with the garlic and a little of the butter (just enough to line the dish)

5. Put the remaining butter with the cream in a saucepan and bring it barely to the boil.  While it is warming up, finely slice the remaining garlic and add it to the butter and cream along with the seasoning and the (now dry) potato slices.  When this all reaches boiling point, gently simmer for 8 minutes.  Don’t let it boil too hard.

6. When the 8 minutes are up, transfer everything to the dish you have so lovingly prepared for it, top evenly with the Gruyere and add a little more seasoning for luck.

7. Introduce it to the oven and bake for 1.5 hours or until it looks irresistibly browned and delicious.  Serve piping hot.

8. Enjoy the groans of delight and almost limitless praise for your proven culinary talents.

And this is what being Fat and Happy is really all about!

Enjoy!

Happy Eating.

Fatty

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Nigella – The Real Thing?

by FatEnglishman on 3 April 2012

Hello!

Fat Englishman here….

I saw this picture the other day and at first glance thought it was an early Nigella.  Perhaps her first commercial endorsement. But then I realized that even an ingenue Nigella would decline to be associated with this unctuous stuff.

After all, as every red-blooded Englishman (and anyone else of taste and character) knows, Nigella Lawson is pretty damn close to the ideal woman and as such she would never do anything so crass (yes, I confess I am a little susceptible to her charms).

Comfortable in her own skin, not pre-occupied with the standards of beauty and the modern “rule book” for the feminine form, she indulges her delight in the sheer pleasure of cooking, eating and all things social that go with it.  Not for her the low-fat option when the extra slab of butter actually makes a difference to the quality of the finished product.

This is a woman who recognizes that finding pleasure in food means going beyond merely serving the function of eating to address the senses that make eating the sheer delight that it is (when done properly of course).  Now it won’t have escaped your notice that La Lawson is more than aware of the sensual side of cooking and eating too, as she is often to be seen licking the uncooked egg whites from her thumbs and the cookie dough from the spoon.  Indeed there are some rather good spoofs of “naughty” Nigella on the inter web I believe (though I’m too frightened to go looking for them).

Yes indeed, as has been well documented, Ms. Lawson is probably the most overtly sensual of all the female chefs on our screens but what is so delightful about this is that in her case – while it is true that she definitely doesn’t look like the back of a horse – her sensuality is in the sheer unbounded pleasure she takes in the food she creates and the twinkle in her eye.  That and the fact she just seems so awfully nice.  One feels one could easily invite her round to tea with your Great Aunt and you’d know she’d behave impeccably and be an instant hit with the old dear.

But above all it’s the simple and infectious joie de vivre that she displays in her work.  She has that certain “je ne sais quoi” we all admire (it’s French for something – I don’t know what)

And let’s not forget that the woman really does know her way around a kitchen and is responsible for pretty much my very favorite Pavlova recipe – which Mrs. Englishman executes with an exquisitely expert touch.

So whether or not La Lawson would ever be seen dead promoting one sort of Cola or another I think we can agree that she undoubtedly Adds Life and is unquestionably The Real Thing.

Happy Eating.

Fatty

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